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 | | I'm taking a Russian girl to prom.
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 | | BRO I'MMA POP A CAP IN YO AZZ
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 | | Is goin' on right now for me. Unfortunately I have to get surgery tomorrow to remove my retarded wisdom teeth, so all spring break I'll have nothing to do but laze around the house eating codeine like it's candy.
You guys gotta be able to entertain me... get the defibrillator and bring this place back to life...
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 | | There's an eighth grader who has a crush on me. What the heck, man. 
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 | | I was waiting for my bus right outside school today when one of my really good friends shows up out of nowhere and asks me if he can borrow a five. He was acting really weird about it and was all twitchy and stuff. I only had four dollars on me at the time so I gave him all that I had. He thanked me, and I asked what was up, and basically he told me he just took eight morphine pills and he needed some money to get to the gas station. He said he was gonna die and he laughed about it and stuff, and then he left.
I'm afraid I just gave him drug money because he didn't say what he was gonna...
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 | | I PAPERCUTTED MY FINGER AND IT HURTS REALLY BAD FML
Went to the dentist today. My teeth are alright but apparently my wisdom teeth are already coming in... Normal people don't have to deal with wisdom teeth crap until they're like 19. The dentist says that all four of the teeth will probably have to be pulled out as soon as Spring break. I'm gonna be in so much pain. D:
I real pissed off at my school. In accounting the class was making real progress during the first semester. But that teacher was reassigned to a different school, and he was replaced by a total dumbass who...
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 | | Sup dawgs
I have to analyze this gay poem for English... Can someone tell me if 'eddies' (like in a river) can kill people?
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 | | Had a derp moment this morning... my mind is always cloudy when I wake up...
Couldn't remember if my alarm had gone off or not... so I looked at the time and interpreted 3:40 as 6:40... I normally get up at 6:25... so I got up, took a shower and did all that crap before finally noticing that I'm a complete moron.
Normal people would go back to sleep right about now but I know all I'd do is lie in bed and stare at my ceiling for two hours...
FML
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 | | Got enrolled in Webpage Design on Tuesday, and I just made and coded my first website today... not too shabby IMO. Basically all I did was put a picture and a bunch of random text on a page... I would show you guys, but it's boring and I don't remember the url (could get it Monday if you guys want).
The class kinda sucks though... one typo could just screw up everything, so it's tedious work...
Another guy my brother knew died last week. He's the fourth person to die out of my brother's HS graduating class. Nobody's even really sure why he died. I heard he hit his head on...
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 | | DAS NOT COO AT ALL  If you didn't know... C1= Class Grade E1= Exam Grade S1= Class Grade combined with Exam Grade Bombed my math final, which bumped me down to a C in that class. Now I'm pissed.
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 | | My mom just went to the emergency room (nothing else is open at 9:10) because she scratched her eye by sticking her finger in it.
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 | | Since you guys probably don't remember part one, here's a recap of the epic adventure:
My mom's minivan had problems with its brakes, so we took it to an autoshop on Oct 17. The brakes were replaced, but the mechanic didn't bleed the brakes, blahblahblah, the van rolled out of the shop at a surprisingly high speed, slammed into a Ford King Ranch, and was heavily damaged. It was all the autoshop's fault, so they said they'd take care of it.
Now it's Dec 14 and the van is FINALLY fixed. Today my mom went to the autoshop to pick it up and exchange our rental we got. But now...
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 | | NOOOOOOOOOO
ONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS IS LEAVING FOREVER IN A WEEK AND A HALF
SO I CAME TO THE INTERNET LIKE AN EMO KID TO CRY ABOUT IT
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 | | Took the ASVAB today since I still don't know where I'm going in life... it was boring and some of the sections had horribly short time limits.
I have to make a poem for history class this weekend... it's completely retarded 'cause I have to make a parody My Country Tis of Thee. That's not fricken history... shouldn't even be a part of my curriculum.
Anybody know if the movie Immortals is good? I might go see it out of boredom... unless it sucks...
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 | | Two days until the supposed attack on Facebook by Anonymous... I've placed a ten dollar bet that it'll happen and be effective. If the attack was just a false rumor I'll be srsly disappoint.
Today, the only thing I learned was that Super Mario's original name was Jump Man. And Donket Kong's original name was Monkey Kong. I guess the creators changed Monkey TO Donkey cause he a total @ss. That's the only logical explanation.
The guy in my computer class we call the Mid-East Beast is already done with the class's curriculum... the dude has nothing to do until...
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 | | The blog area needs to be cleaned up... those topics that for some reason aren't actually in blogs should be removed (except for the blog request threads and other things that belong there).
I just made an XBL account, and the automated gamertag it assigned me is just retarded... so I went to change it, but all the good gamertags are already taken. D: Anything's better than CarnivalBoy though.
So uh... sup gais?
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 | | Gather 'rould yall, it's story time. At 11:29 PM.
So I visited the local autoshop recently with my dad to check up on my mom's minivan, which was sent in because the brakes were malfunctioning. And before I go on...
My God, it's really fricken scary to be in a high-speed vehicle with malfunctioning brakes. Believe me.
ANYWAY. Thing is, the brakes were replaced just fine. But lo and behold... THE MECHANIC FORGOT TO BLEED THE BRAKES. In other words... they were attached to the vehicle, but still didn't work because (I presume, I have no idea what bleeding breaks...
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 | | So I looked at my watch this morning, and I just so happened to see 10:10:11 10/10/11. HOW COOL IS THAT? Anyway... Convinced some foo' not to drop out of high school... go me. Nailed an Accounting test... go me. Overpowered two of my friends at the same time... go me. Today was a really good day for me.
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 | | My homework is really pissing me off... moron teacher gave me an Algebra assignment without teaching me how to do the problems. She really puts the dumb in dumbarse. I hope she gets fired and has to live on the streets for the rest of her life, because she is hurting my chances of being successful later in life by giving me all this shiz.
I called a Senior with a phone and he taught me how to do the problems, so it's mostly alright... still crappy hard though... I swear if a teacher pulls this BS on me again, I'll just throw my assignment in the trash.
Today was sluggish...
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 | | How the fudge do colleges and universities get my email address? I just got an email from an adviser that offered me "test prep strategy" at the Univ of Chicago and Stanford... He wants me to arrange a meeting with him by phone just in case I have any questions. And yes, it's legit.
Not very much notable stuff has happened the past few days... I got raped yesterday though... MIND RAPED.
Learned I'm directly related to Lyndon B. Johnson though... I suppose that's kind of awesome, except I know absolutely nothing about him. His name sounds like a Republican's... and I'm too...
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 | | ACCOUNTING SUCKS DAWG
I never expected an elective to be as challenging as a core class... It's not adding numbers that's hard though, it's knowing where to add the numbers to what and when and how and why and where to subtract the numbers from what and when and how and why while keeping the whole balance (assets = Liabilities + Equity) equal, and today it just became doubly complicated with the introduction of credit and debit...
I can still hear my teacher telling me over and over to study... and I can also still hear me closing my locker door without taking my accounting...
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 | | Today sucked... I have a ton of math homework, and I guess I caught a cold or something 'cause my sinuses hurt, my teeth hurt, and my head hurts... I also haven't slept since Saturday... All I feel like doing is sleeping for a month.
I think I bombed a math test too... suckish start of the week.
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 | | I'm out of clever titles, alright?  Turns out that one dude I mentioned earlier really is Pakistani, and someone calls him the 'Mid-East Beast.' I'll write what happened today later. Cause I gotta go. Like right now. Adios. AWRIGHT. So anyway, it was a pretty normal day. I've made six more buds the past two days, and I make it a goal every year to at least meet everyone in my school, which is approximately a thousand people. First hour (history) is still...
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 | | My day started out with someone yelling profanity on the bus. He yelled the B-word like seven times... BIEBER BIEBER BIEBER BIEBER BIEBER BIEBER BIEBER!
it mad eme fele stupidr
I became friends with some really awesome dude... we were sort of friends several years ago, but then we just kind of drifted apart. Now we're talking again and stuff.
This made my day: My math grade is 99.9. lmaowtf
In my lit class we're talking about how insane and stupid Puritans are.
My fifth hour is Desktop Publishing for the first semester and Webpage Design for...
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